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Been a while since I've done a FAQ. FAQ ME. FAQ ME GOOD N HARD! I was going to make a joke along the lines of getting FAQed in the inbox but I don't want that to be misinterpreted and end up with a shitillion questions in my inbox.... or my other box. Just ask em here. :P


A: Lots of things. Do you want the itemized list or the interpretive dance version?

Q: You're weird.

A: That is most definitely NOT a cantaloupe! I can only assume your dilapidated purple prose is standing in for some other grotesquery heretofore unparalleled in the annals of human turpitude. MAGNITUDINOUS! That should satisfy your koala. I anticipate cheese.

Q: WTF!?

A: Has anyone ever told you that you inspire poo? It's true. Even more so than Tacobell. Look! There goes one right now! PPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Q: You are fucked in the head.


Q: I'm just gonna crabwalk away and come back when there's less weird shit.

A: (Narrator: And he was never heard from again.)

Yeah, I dunno what's wrong with me today. Maybe too much coffee. Or... maybe NOT ENOUGH COFFEE! Dun, dun, DDDUUUNNNNN!

Anyway, ask unto me thy questions and they shall be answered.
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YiorYeosa Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Freshly washed bedsheets are soooooo comfortable you can consider them a trap! =3
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Edited Dec 30, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
This one speaks the truth. *tangled up in bedsheets like a pretzel*
jonathonn4 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016
Which combination of genders and personalities do you perfered to be FAQed by? 

just saw this, will have more later, but needed to continue the pun I was unaware of before now.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Heh. Cute. :P Well, I haven't answered all the questions yet so you still have some time to ask a few more as of yet.
jonathonn4 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 28, 2016
So then firstly, how have you been? You haven't posted any real general life posts for a while. 

Did you end up getting fallout 4, if so did you enjoy it? Were there any other rpg games that surpassed it this cycle?

Since I am relatively young I don't have a real memory of other political phases, have there other transitions or phases that have looked as bad as this upcoming one? 

When will you be leaving Florida? I fear that the continual heat and humidity has had a corrosive presence, as recorded by this website

will there ever be another installment of the episodes of your puntastic gift and or your pants?

Did you ever end up using the answers to the earth-sci chem questions? 

It seems like your eyes have finally become stable, is that the case?

Any pieces of media that you've encountered over the last year or so that seems to really stick with you? 

What systems and rulesets do you run with your rpg games? Do you make use of pre generated worlds, or has your group developed its own? 

You've been surprisingly well versed in scientific theory for your profession, has there been any papers or fields that has caught your eye over the past year or so? 

Have you ever tried dark souls or its sequels? It isn't an RPG for talking but the worlds and lore are amazing. 

Have you gotten in a better state financially or do you still just have to plan on outliving our current financial institutions? 

Lastly, have you tried balancing out the coffee with some tea? 
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
These are some interesting questions and I look forward to answering them. So far, of all the questions I've been asked between here and FA, these are my favorite. :D
runewuff Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
vaccum decay? guh ya made me google that!Sick Mind 
antipluesch Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016
first: what does one have to do to win your heart?
secound: how the hell do i get rid of all those idiots screaming for higher security in germany and my beloved city after this godamnable attack?! -.-
Caffeinated-Creator Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Miss Pantycoast, are the rumors about you and the sentient potato, true?
The internet demands answers.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Outrageous! I'll have you know that I am in fact a sentient tomato. Those are two COMPLETELY different things. Tomatoes are much healthier.
Caffeinated-Creator Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't evade the question << we all know you are a tomato, Miss´... we're asking if you and this potato are in fact in a legally binding, economically co-dependent, relationship????
This could have dire consequences if the orange-skinned man's toupee hears about this... mark my words. (filt-tip pens are preferable... markers.. acceptable. Copics..... banned)
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Edited Dec 20, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
The orange-skinned man is a myth! And his toupee is a MYTH of a myth! I don't believe one single word you've said! In fact, I am going to have to see some identification! For all I know, you could be a toaster oven and we all know the dark, unseemly truth about toaster ovens. *stern glare*
Caffeinated-Creator Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
n-nonsense... my dials do tell the truth, I swear.
It.. it only looks burnt.

Also, you do not need to see my identification. Have a nice slice of wholewheat bread instead, garnished with butter, apricot marmalade and... do not mind the charred edges.

I said don't mind them!
Skasha Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016
What's your favorite part when working on a new project?

What kinds of things helped inspire your fantasy world?

Why do you have a frog as an icon?
Oneironautika Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
The Purple Froggie is a mystery...
He is everywhere, and yet nowhere.
Hushed tales told around tavern fireplaces speak of occasional sightings of this enigmatic being.
He is always there, hiding in the background...  Watching...  Waiting...  For what?  No-one knows.
He is eternal.  It is said that when the first star was born, the Purple Froggie watched it shine for the first time.  And when the last remaining star burns out at the end of Time itself, the Purple Froggie shall be present to witness its ending.

Something like that anyway! :D
Oneironautika Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Have I mentioned I'm hopelessly in love with your mind? ;)
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Edited Dec 20, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Daw. :3 *hugs*
anotalenthack Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016
I'll take the interpretive dance version, please!
BerryTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I vote for the interpretive dance version. And you may need some spirits in your coffee.
Rostrath Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016
Can I have a cookie?

Why isn't the world octagonal?

Are you good at interpretive dance?

Can I have 2 cookies?
hattonslayden Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
:XD: that is all i say to that
rujiidragon Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Student General Artist
Thank you for letting us as ask some questions!

Is art your full time job? If so, when did you decide your work was professional enough to do so?

If you had to start all over again and you wanted to get to where you are now, what would you do differently?

how much of the finished picture is in your head when you start creating?

What is the hardest part of the process for you?
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