Me? Cracked? Nnnnaaaahhhhh.

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*Stops screaming just long enough to say..... :3 "Heh. Yer welcome," then continues running around naked and screaming random nonsense* YOU CANNOT RUST A BANANA, THEY SAID! WELL I HAPPEN TO KNOW OTHERWISE! ALL IT REQUIRES IS A FEW JUMPING JACKS, A FLUTE, AND WHATEVER LATE ALIMONY PAYMENTS YOU OWE YOUR EX WIFE! (Yes, I know she is obnoxious but it is  necessary to RUST THE BANANA!) UPON COMPLETION OF THE CEREMONIAL NAKED RUSTING DANCE....... *dramatic pause* BEHOLD! A Jack Russel Terrier......... *contemplative pause* HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? I DON'T OATMEAL THIS! THIS MAKES NO BANANA! I anticipate BANANA! YOU BASTARDS! *Stares furiously at the floor for approximately three minutes and fifteen seconds* Wait.... perhaps because I do not in fact have an ex wife to whom I owe alimony..... this means....... I CANNOT RUST THE BANANA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. *starts hurling globs of Nutella at people* I WILL PUNISH YOU ALL.

Bystanders: Oooh! Nutella! Not really much of a punishment. *yum*

SILENCE, HEATHENS! THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE ONE TRUE TOASTER OVEN WILL BURN FOREVER IN A LAKE OF..... mmmmmmmm....... delicious Nutellla...... *stands perfectly stock still for approximately 23 seconds with a crazed look upon my face then suddenly prances away kazooing God Save the Queen... no one is entirely sure where the kazoo came from.*
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cyberwuffy's avatar
fractured maybe, but not cracked. not yet ;P