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What The Hell Happened Here? by BJPentecost What The Hell Happened Here? by BJPentecost
Satan: The hell is this shit?

Me: Yeah, I know. This is the part where you complain that I drew a chick and didn't put any boobs on her and everyone laughs because they think it's funny when you complain about everything not having enough boobs.

Satan: Actually I was going to complain that there's no COCK! Where's the COCK!? You can't have a totally BANG-hump-hot-fuckable bishonen furry with no COCK! That's like drawing a leopard without spots! God said, let there be light. I say, let there be COCK! COCKS EVERYWHERE!

Me: ………………….. *Facepalm*

Satan: You want cock in your face?

Me: *headdesk*

Satan: Oh wow, there too? Kinky.

Me: *rears back and yowls*

Satan: You want to be ridden like a bucking bronco?

Me: *Starts gesturing wildly to the heavens*

Satan: On the ceiling!? O__O That could be a bit tricky.

Me: *Growls murderously at Satan*

Satan: By ME!?

Me: *Grabs a baseball bat*

Satan: WOW! You kinky bizzle! I didn't know you swing that way! Get it "swing that way? Bud-um-CHA! Giggidy-giggidy!

Me: That pun alone should be punishable by death but considering the magnitude and manifoldness of your war crimes against my braincells, I hereby banish you to the land of No Boobs Anywhere, Forever. *BANISHED*

Satan: *Picks self up, looks out onto the horizon at the land of no boobs* OH MY GOD!!!

Me: >8} Muahahah.

Satan: COCKS! COCKS EVERYWHERE! COCKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!! ………………YIPEE! *dives in*

Me: *Rage face*

Satan: U mad?

Me: *Spontaneously converts to devout Catholicism*
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So apparently today is cat day......

Sci-fi isn't really my forte but I gave it my best shot. Enjoy. Or not. Whatever boats your float. :B

Zbrush, Blender, Photoshop. 45 hours... ish..... emphasis on "ish."
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:iconlucasjefferson:
lucasjefferson Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
that good
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:iconcooper31:
Cooper31 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
Prohaps a galactic war broke out?
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:iconjgood8:
JGood8 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Godzilla
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
X3 He didn't know the building was made out of NOT-chocolate! It was brown and it looked tasty!
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:iconjgood8:
JGood8 Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
As an engineer and carpenter... the thought of repairing that is giving me a headache.
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CharlestheComicArtis Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
y not call him by his awesome name
mephistophilies
and 2
what the fuck did i just read?
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
It's a joke that I do. A number of people think my Satan conversations are amusing.
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:iconcharlesthecomicartis:
CharlestheComicArtis Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
y cant everybody refer him as mephistophilies

it sounds way better than his other names
and it isnt used as much so its fresh
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GreenIbr Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
excuse me, How did you do the hair?
It looks amazing :)
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. :) I modeled up the basic structure of the hair in Zbrush so I would get a sense of overall shape and lighting. Then I drew in all the individual strands and highlights by hand.
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