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What The Hell Happened Here? by BJPentecost What The Hell Happened Here? by BJPentecost
Satan: The hell is this shit?

Me: Yeah, I know. This is the part where you complain that I drew a chick and didn't put any boobs on her and everyone laughs because they think it's funny when you complain about everything not having enough boobs.

Satan: Actually I was going to complain that there's no COCK! Where's the COCK!? You can't have a totally BANG-hump-hot-fuckable bishonen furry with no COCK! That's like drawing a leopard without spots! God said, let there be light. I say, let there be COCK! COCKS EVERYWHERE!

Me: ………………….. *Facepalm*

Satan: You want cock in your face?

Me: *headdesk*

Satan: Oh wow, there too? Kinky.

Me: *rears back and yowls*

Satan: You want to be ridden like a bucking bronco?

Me: *Starts gesturing wildly to the heavens*

Satan: On the ceiling!? O__O That could be a bit tricky.

Me: *Growls murderously at Satan*

Satan: By ME!?

Me: *Grabs a baseball bat*

Satan: WOW! You kinky bizzle! I didn't know you swing that way! Get it "swing that way? Bud-um-CHA! Giggidy-giggidy!

Me: That pun alone should be punishable by death but considering the magnitude and manifoldness of your war crimes against my braincells, I hereby banish you to the land of No Boobs Anywhere, Forever. *BANISHED*

Satan: *Picks self up, looks out onto the horizon at the land of no boobs* OH MY GOD!!!

Me: >8} Muahahah.

Satan: COCKS! COCKS EVERYWHERE! COCKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!! ………………YIPEE! *dives in*

Me: *Rage face*

Satan: U mad?

Me: *Spontaneously converts to devout Catholicism*
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So apparently today is cat day......

Sci-fi isn't really my forte but I gave it my best shot. Enjoy. Or not. Whatever boats your float. :B

Zbrush, Blender, Photoshop. 45 hours... ish..... emphasis on "ish."
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:iconlucasjefferson:
lucasjefferson Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
that good
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:iconcooper31:
Cooper31 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Prohaps a galactic war broke out?
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:iconjgood8:
JGood8 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Godzilla
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
X3 He didn't know the building was made out of NOT-chocolate! It was brown and it looked tasty!
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:iconjgood8:
JGood8 Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
As an engineer and carpenter... the thought of repairing that is giving me a headache.
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:iconcharlesthecomicartis:
CharlestheComicArtis Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
y not call him by his awesome name
mephistophilies
and 2
what the fuck did i just read?
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
It's a joke that I do. A number of people think my Satan conversations are amusing.
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:iconcharlesthecomicartis:
CharlestheComicArtis Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
y cant everybody refer him as mephistophilies

it sounds way better than his other names
and it isnt used as much so its fresh
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GreenIbr Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
excuse me, How did you do the hair?
It looks amazing :)
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. :) I modeled up the basic structure of the hair in Zbrush so I would get a sense of overall shape and lighting. Then I drew in all the individual strands and highlights by hand.
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:icongreenibr:
GreenIbr Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh that explains why it's so good :D
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
^__^ Thanks. Maybe one of these days I will do a tutorial on it.
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:icongreenibr:
GreenIbr Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yay!
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:iconjames-dark-blue-wolf:
Whoa awesome!
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you. :)
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:iconjames-dark-blue-wolf:
Your welcome
Besure to check out my art work and stories
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Khisakitty Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You are a wicked woman. You make me laugh so hard with your comments. And I have a headache from my damaged neck, the moment I start laughing I feel dizzy from my atlas. Aaaaahahahahaha!

This is sweet pain, I feel horrible, but it is so gooooood. :meow:
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
MUAHAHAHA! >83
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:icontheburningtree:
TheBurningTree Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student Writer
Awesome work!
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you. :)
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:iconamrhamza:
amrhamza Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Professional General Artist
when did your satan turns gay ?
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Pft. That guy will bang just about anything that moves. =P
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:iconamrhamza:
amrhamza Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
LOL
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:iconchakat-shadows:
chakat-shadows Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
OK,, this is great too. so sue me
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
^__^ Heh. Glad you like.
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:iconliger0schnider:
liger0schnider Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
This is cool!
Wonderful lighting!
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:icontreyos:
Treyos Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"Well, there's your problem."

I like the sleek outfit and the feeling of extreme height to it.

Oh, and just for Satan: *pulls out his revolver* *cocks it* *cocks it again* *cocks it again*
There you go, lots of cocks.
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
=P Lol.
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:iconmasonblenderrender:
MasonBlenderRender Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hey.. dats cool
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:iconleonel-guido:
leonel-guido Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Awesome!!! D:
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:icondreadknight666:
DreadKnight666 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Pretty cool :)
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:icon783468734863:
783468734863 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
Nicely done
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:icondarkfireneko:
DarkfireNeko Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Very cool:D
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:iconbemtheman:
bemtheman Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey jw that green light is that blender. Cause I've always wanted to make a light that fluctuates like that..... But can't figure it out >.<
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Alas, no. That effect was done in Photoshop. I couldn't get it to look good in Blender though to be fair, I didn't give it much of a shot. I figured it would be easier to do in Photoshop. I do intend to experiment with blender's emission effects and lamps just to see what kind of effects I can achieve. :)
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:iconbemtheman:
bemtheman Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha regardless awesome pic, and have fun as a catholic ;)
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Heh. Thanks. =P I'm actually an agnostic-atheist but I was raised Catholic. I think in some regards I'll always be Catholic in a way. XD
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:iconbemtheman:
bemtheman Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We always are a part of are roots (nondenominational christian) lol funny story though lol ever think about writing a book hahaha
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cyberwuffy Featured By Owner May 9, 2013   Writer
durr
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:iconanotalenthack:
anotalenthack Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
This reminds more of that scene from the Hitchhiker's Guide:
A semi-sentient ship notices that it has stopped receiving status reports from a section of itself-- ans can't get any reports from the crew stationed there. It sends out a diagnostic probe that claims that everything is functioning normally-- until it reaches that section; where it ceases to report.

After running out of probes and finding that it simply cannot raise any of the crew, the ship simply decides to give up and get to its final destination. The ship is itself totally unaware that a huge meteor has ripped a large hole in it-- right through the crew quarters and secondary computer system.


Again, sweet details, and I love your use of light and reflection too. Judging from the corrosion on the wall, I'd say that hole has been there for a while. Given that water has been pouring out of that pipe (And that the fuzzy sucker isn't in a space suit) I'd say this is in a particularly tall building.
Care to do this piece again from another angle? Or from a zoomed out perspective?
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. :)

Care to do this piece again from another angle? Or from a zoomed out perspective? ya know, I actually have a bunch of sketches. Maybe I'll post those. :D I did a bunch from other angles and perspectives. :3
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YiorYeosa Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
See what happens when you run around flailing wildly! You knock out the bulkheads! :rage:
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I"M SORRY! IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I AM CALLED TO PRANCE. *PRANCE PRANCE PRANCE FLAIL PRANCE*
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:iconyioryeosa:
YiorYeosa Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Time to hit the atmospheric purge button for deck nine! :evillaugh:
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:iconcarlfoxmarten:
carlfoxmarten Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
Damn impressive actually! =^.^=
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:iconfrankt:
FrankT Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pretty damn fine sci-fi if you ask me.
you also really really need to publish your conversations with Satan, they are hysterically funny
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:iconconstantie:
constantie Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
I starting to just follow you for the conversations with satan ... XD
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:iconbonabopn:
Bonabopn Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
I like this it is good. c:
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:iconkieth-wolfe:
Kieth-Wolfe Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
emphasis on the WOW! reminds me of 'Children of Steel' (sci fi book 'bout an anthro tiger in a war-like future) incredible painting!
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:iconmottenfest:
Mottenfest Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My god, man! Don't go down that hall! There's an Arby's down there!
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