Satan: The hell is this shit?
Me: Yeah, I know. This is the part where you complain that I drew a chick and didn't put any boobs on her and everyone laughs because they think it's funny when you complain about everything not having enough boobs.
Satan: Actually I was going to complain that there's no COCK! Where's the COCK!? You can't have a totally BANG-hump-hot-fuckable bishonen furry with no COCK! That's like drawing a leopard without spots! God said, let there be light. I say, let there be COCK! COCKS EVERYWHERE!
Me: ………………….. *Facepalm*
Satan: You want cock in your face?
Satan: Oh wow, there too? Kinky.
Me: *rears back and yowls*
Satan: You want to be ridden like a bucking bronco?
Me: *Starts gesturing wildly to the heavens*
Satan: On the ceiling!? O__O That could be a bit tricky.
Me: *Growls murderously at Satan*
Satan: By ME!?
Me: *Grabs a baseball bat*
Satan: WOW! You kinky bizzle! I didn't know you swing that way! Get it "swing that way? Bud-um-CHA! Giggidy-giggidy!
Me: That pun alone should be punishable by death but considering the magnitude and manifoldness of your war crimes against my braincells, I hereby banish you to the land of No Boobs Anywhere, Forever. *BANISHED*
Satan: *Picks self up, looks out onto the horizon at the land of no boobs* OH MY GOD!!!
Me: >8} Muahahah.
Satan: COCKS! COCKS EVERYWHERE! COCKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!! ………………YIPEE! *dives in*
Me: *Rage face*
Satan: U mad?
Me: *Spontaneously converts to devout Catholicism*
So apparently today is cat day......
Sci-fi isn't really my forte but I gave it my best shot. Enjoy. Or not. Whatever boats your float.
Zbrush, Blender, Photoshop. 45 hours... ish..... emphasis on "ish."