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Satan: Aw damn it! I just know there's got to be a vagina in there somewhere. *scour scour* Why do I feel like I'm playing 'Where's Waldo' except with vaginas?

Me: Oh for Christ's sake! Leave it up to you to find a way to connect a classic childhood game with vaginas.

Satan: Easy peasy! It's like 'Six Degrees of Separation from Kevin Bacon' except with vagina instead of Kevin Bacon. Wanna play?

Me: I'll pass.

Satan: At least there are titties. Can I touch em?

Me: Sure, if you want to be assimilated.

Satan: What is she supposed to be anyway?

Me: The Little Mermaid as imagined by Wes Craven.

Satan: Ah. I would have thought 'Ann Coulter as imagined by Doctor Seuss.'

Me: -___O

Satan: So what's going on here exactly?

Me: Breakfast. Drowning victims a la seaweed.

Satan: Mmmm, drowning victims, tasty! Though I'm really more of an 'autoerotic asphyxiation victim with ketchup and a side of breaded eyeballs' kinda person myself.

Me: ........I like rice.

Satan: With....? Severed fingers? Kidney stones? Eye-booger jam?

Me: ...with butter.

Satan: -___O; Rice and butter? How bold. Why don't you try some mild Tabasco sauce with that instead, Captain Adventure Pants.

Me: Yeah well, look where being adventurous got you, Captain Lake-o-fire for all Eternity... Pants.

Satan: At least I'm enjoying life! You, with your "rice and butter,"'re practically in a coma! You need to be rescued. I'll send someone right away. Just make sure you're not in another castle or he'll rescue everyone and their kid sister before he gets to you. Also, hide your shroom stash and I hope to baby Jesus that you don't have any pet turtles.
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SonGaaku Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
sweet daughter of Loki, goddess Hel, lady of the dead, this is the most HORIFYING THING i have ever witnessed since Zelda from Pet Semetary, great i thought of that, no sleep tonight lol, no but seriously this is amazing, i love it, it's just so....*shutters* I LOVE IT lol, great picture, love the mario reference in the convo too lol and by thor's red hair (YES HE'S RED HEADED DON'T LET MARVEL LIE TO YOU!!) is she pregnant, she seems pregnantt, maybe it's just me but GODS this is like some sort of love craftian horror straight out of the Cthulhu mythose, AWESOME!!! i think you are now my favorite artist Bobby Jean, which is quite the feat since im nutbustingly picky about that stuff, your art is just amazing, i love it^^
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh god, Zelda...... *shudder* Oh! Wow, I'm your favorite artist? I'm flattered and honored and yet I find it hilarious that you seem to have come to that conclusion over this piece. XD You, sir, are highly amusing. =P
kittyrinbow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artist
this very creepe
dubdotherdain Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Ah. I would have thought 'Ann Coulter as imagined by Doctor Seuss.' "

That made my beer come out my nose..
MizzyKit Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student
Probably one of the nastier ones I have seen you do, and still it's amazing! lol
madhatter6667 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
Great art work....rice with butter is the BEST!
Kreiya Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
I love your sense of humour, besides your art :)
tanekxavier Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused here. What exactly is she? I mean, I loe te work, but the "Little Mermaid as imagiend byWes Craven" throws me off, because she reminds me more of Ursula as imagined by Wes Craven.
LushLynx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I really don't know which I'm more in love with; the picture or the description!.... Can't decide so just general love love love!
InnsmouthFishwife Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
This is fantastic work, very creative and grotesquely it. Details are awesome. With your permission, I'd love to feature this in my horror group: :iconhaunted-horrors:

Thanks for your time and consideration!
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