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Satan: Aw damn it! I just know there's got to be a vagina in there somewhere. *scour scour* Why do I feel like I'm playing 'Where's Waldo' except with vaginas?

Me: Oh for Christ's sake! Leave it up to you to find a way to connect a classic childhood game with vaginas.

Satan: Easy peasy! It's like 'Six Degrees of Separation from Kevin Bacon' except with vagina instead of Kevin Bacon. Wanna play?

Me: I'll pass.

Satan: At least there are titties. Can I touch em?

Me: Sure, if you want to be assimilated.

Satan: What is she supposed to be anyway?

Me: The Little Mermaid as imagined by Wes Craven.

Satan: Ah. I would have thought 'Ann Coulter as imagined by Doctor Seuss.'

Me: -___O

Satan: So what's going on here exactly?

Me: Breakfast. Drowning victims a la seaweed.

Satan: Mmmm, drowning victims, tasty! Though I'm really more of an 'autoerotic asphyxiation victim with ketchup and a side of breaded eyeballs' kinda person myself.

Me: ........I like rice.

Satan: With....? Severed fingers? Kidney stones? Eye-booger jam?

Me: ...with butter.

Satan: -___O; Rice and butter? How bold. Why don't you try some mild Tabasco sauce with that instead, Captain Adventure Pants.

Me: Yeah well, look where being adventurous got you, Captain Lake-o-fire for all Eternity... Pants.

Satan: At least I'm enjoying life! You, with your "rice and butter," ...you're practically in a coma! You need to be rescued. I'll send someone right away. Just make sure you're not in another castle or he'll rescue everyone and their kid sister before he gets to you. Also, hide your shroom stash and I hope to baby Jesus that you don't have any pet turtles.
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SonGaaku Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
sweet daughter of Loki, goddess Hel, lady of the dead, this is the most HORIFYING THING i have ever witnessed since Zelda from Pet Semetary, great i thought of that, no sleep tonight lol, no but seriously this is amazing, i love it, it's just so....*shutters* I LOVE IT lol, great picture, love the mario reference in the convo too lol and by thor's red hair (YES HE'S RED HEADED DON'T LET MARVEL LIE TO YOU!!) is she....is....is she pregnant, she seems pregnantt, maybe it's just me but GODS this is like some sort of love craftian horror straight out of the Cthulhu mythose, AWESOME!!! i think you are now my favorite artist Bobby Jean, which is quite the feat since im nutbustingly picky about that stuff, your art is just amazing, i love it^^
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh god, Zelda...... *shudder* Oh! Wow, I'm your favorite artist? I'm flattered and honored and yet I find it hilarious that you seem to have come to that conclusion over this piece. XD You, sir, are highly amusing. =P
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kittyrinbow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artist
this very creepe
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dubdotherdain Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Ah. I would have thought 'Ann Coulter as imagined by Doctor Seuss.' "


That made my beer come out my nose..
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MizzyKit Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student
Probably one of the nastier ones I have seen you do, and still it's amazing! lol
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madhatter6667 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
Great art work....rice with butter is the BEST!
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Kreiya Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
I love your sense of humour, besides your art :)
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tanekxavier Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused here. What exactly is she? I mean, I loe te work, but the "Little Mermaid as imagiend byWes Craven" throws me off, because she reminds me more of Ursula as imagined by Wes Craven.
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LushLynx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I really don't know which I'm more in love with; the picture or the description!.... Can't decide so just general love love love!
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InnsmouthFishwife Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
This is fantastic work, very creative and grotesquely beautiful...love it. Details are awesome. With your permission, I'd love to feature this in my horror group: :iconhaunted-horrors:

Thanks for your time and consideration!
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! That's very kind of you. :3
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Inuyasha-Fan-99 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010
I saw this and was like "one of the best pieces of art I've ever seen," and then I red the your artist's comment, and I literally exploded happiness everywhere because that was the funniest thing I have ever read X)
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:D Thanks!
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Inuyasha-Fan-99 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010
no problem C:
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ConnieCamaro Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
not only is this mind-blowingly good, your artist's comment dialogue with satan is just pure awesome :D
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Herisheft Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Just die in awe of your skills.
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monkeyeye Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2010
First I was in awe at the theme and colours. Then I lolled at the description.. then I made a face at her for giving us the finger. Then I realised the face in her stomach and nearly peed myself. Freaking awesome! All these little details to look for, tis lovely and capturing.
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GillmanNeo Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This reminds me of Dragon Age Origins: Awakening! Awesome!
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Treyos Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, that's... kinda freaky looking. "Kinda"... like "extremely," but understated. My first thought was actually "Ursula gone uber-evil bad-ass", but if that's the Little Mermaid, the Ursula must be reeeeally scary. The whole people-absorbing thing is a tough one to out-do.

She's going to get a kink in her neck with the TV sitting up above her head like that, though, and then how's she going to find the ketchup?
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Voidrae Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, one of my favorite foods is rice and butter with steamed, unflavored chicken breast. It's SO unlike me, I have no idea why I like it :c

...such a happy little fishing lure o.o
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KiKi-Chan94 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
* looks a drawing with horrified face, then quickly scours the artist comment below for reasons, sees the artist arguing with satan, and all is well*

YUSS.

you are my favorite artist in all history before i was born. I dont think ive met anyone with a crapload of hilarious stories, complimented with art to epic proportions.

you should have helped the Avater movie with thier comedy and artz. ;A;

keep on a' arguing,
Seeking
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
^__^
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Lun-Sei Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
Skillful!
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zloy-smiertniy Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
OMG I absolutely love this, wonderful display of power and madness. Would u marry me? hahahaha u are the artist I like the most in all DA.
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:O Wow! That's a high complement. :3
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Ban-Sidhe Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm with WolfessKiss - love the 'chats' as much as your art and rice with butter rules :)

What's that they say about train wrecks? Seriously, I can't stop looking.
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YiorYeosa Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
As long as pointy tail numnuts keeps making collect calls to everyone I doubt anyone will show up anytime soon.

Nice dark painting by the way.
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Mr-NYM Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Im gonna find you the number of a good therapist.
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DreamingDragonDesign Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Please don't. We like her as she is.
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
*runs around naked except for strategically placed party hats* WWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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DreamingDragonDesign Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Exactly. :)
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Luaprata91 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
this is the little mermaid of the original story? @______@


ps: besides that, this awesome in a very creepy way! :XD:
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ZeeExtra365 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
ITS A BARNACLE!
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
ROFL! XD
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ZeeExtra365 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
WAFFLEMAO!
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JayelDraco Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional General Artist
Holy Crappolla!
Amazingly well done albeit scary image!
Impressive as always!

The Satan Convo!
"Why don't you try some mild Tabasco sauce with that, Captain Adventure Pants."
You are just so damn quotable!

I almost peed when I read this!

Your brain is magical!
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
^___^ Fanks.
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JayelDraco Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional General Artist
Fank Use Fork Poseding ID!
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Bubbaclaw Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
LMAO
Bobbie I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are a true diamond-in-the-rough. Beautiful, intelligent, and very tallented. The man that ends up with you will be a very lucky one. :]
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Siamru-san Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
Kind of reminds me a brood mother ^^; (I mean it with respect) but the picture is amazing.
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
A brood mother? Wassat?
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Siamru-san Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
well in certain mythologies a brood mother is the mother that births all the races of something, mainly things like goblins, Faerie's and in real life it is similar to an ant queen, one mother loads of children.

I am not the best at explaining so I apologize ^^;
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
That works. :3 I understand now. Fanks.
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Siamru-san Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
no prob
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Sevian Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a rather ghastly looking image with a lot of curious things happening. I do approve. :)

Rice and butter though? I find that most horrifying of all. I'd have imagined an overdose of red meat would be the muse-inducing means of such a concept.
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Whilexx Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
You are a goddess.
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miztaryn Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
You do gore amazingly well.
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Gunnahan Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
great picture again.. but sometimes i feel i would even click on a stick figure just to see what crazy story you invent for your comments ^^ hilarious as usual...
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Shimaira Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Want to fav art and comments please :3
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driftas Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2010
awesome.
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