Me: ATTENTION DRIVERS OF THE WORLD! The speed limit up my arse is approximately commensurate to the speed limit of whatever road I am driving on at any point in time. Thank you. Sincerely, Bobbie Jean.
Satan: If she's not driving, then it's a free-for-all and you may go as fast or slow as you like.
Me: Haha, very funny.
Satan: If she sees any big, red circles, she will come to a full and complete stop.
Satan: She will always signal where she's going to avoid head-on collisions.
Me: Dude, I will smack you. Shut up.
Satan: One of the fastest ways to get on her nerves is to pull in and out over and over without looking where you're going.
Me: *Angry glare.*
Satan: You had BEST not be lookin at a damned phone while you're at it. Eyes front and center!
Me: Last warning, button it!
Satan: Damn straight! She always wears the strap.
Satan: OMG, BOBBIE! While you're driving!? REALLY!? That's- that is just dangerous!
This is a traditional sketch I did A LONG ass time ago that I decided to paint in Photoshop. It was fun and quick. BUT WHERE ARE ALL YOUR SIGNATURE COLORS!? I honestly don't know why those are considered my signature colors. XD Those are not the only colors I use. If you look through my gallery, you'll find at least as many paintings that don't use those colors or only in small amounts.