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The Market Place by BJPentecost The Market Place by BJPentecost
References and closeups here: [link]

Satan: Awwwwww, how adorabBLARRRFFFGH!!!! I hate you forever.

Me: Does this mean that when I die I won't go to hell?

Satan: I think I'll damn you to Chuck E Cheese's for all eternity instead.

Me: Oh Please dear god NO! Anything but that!

Satan: This was a perfect opportunity to paint titties and you didn't. You fail at art. Why couldn't you just stick one in there and claim that it's a sweet scene of child on mother breast sucking action?

Me: How the hell did you manage to make a grade A first-class Kodak moment sound like a scene from a really bad porno?

Satan: It's a proven fact that 98.2% of all furries like boobs and 89.9% of humans in general like boobs, even children, straight females, and sometimes republicans!

Me: It's also true that up to 80% of all statistics are bullshit. Does that statistic include itself? Holy shit. *boggle boggle boggle*

Satan: Well, could you please put at least one boob in there? It will add more visual interest to this piece.

Me: How about I add some visual interest to your face? >8{

Satan: Oh, aha, ha, ha, ha. I hope you don't think you scare me. *inches away*

Me: Hah ha, you just shat a brick? intimidated?

Satan: NO, and I did not "shit a brick." *checks pants*

Me: Dude, you just shat an entire pueblo city. Do I make you uncomfortable?

Satan: Your complete and utter unwillingness to put boobs in any of your paintings makes me uncomfortable. I wonder sometimes if you're actually an alien from a planet that has no boobs.

Me: Yeah, you caught me. My home planet is suffering from a severe boob drought which is only compounded by the virulent vagina famine. Terrible.

Satan: Terrible doesn't even begin to describe it. You have my sincerest sympathies.
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Given 2009-01-17
The Market Place by ~Bobbie-the-JeanIs a piece suggested by several people here on dA. This artist has always captivated me with her stunning demonstration of tone, lighting, form, and exquisite detail. She is a genius when it comes to form and tone, and has a brilliant sense of color and lighting. The details here are mind-blowing, and keep your eyes from leaving the image. She works the elements of art and design fantastically! This is a beautiful illustration, emotive and timeless. ( Featured by Katmomma )
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starwitchstone Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Thanks for keeping boobs out of your pics, especially huge, unnatural-looking books. That's an adorable pic... no boob needed. 
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
XD *snicker* I certainly don't mind boobs but at the same time, I have never really felt compelled to plaster them all over everywhere. XD
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PenguinFluffyPants Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
im loving the convo in the description xD
nice piece, looks amazing :)
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks and thanks. :)
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IVXxChimeraxXVI Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This looks like a scene from Sweeney Todd.
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Did you not notice the link with the reference photos in it?
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IVXxChimeraxXVI Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No. I usually don't look into the description of stuff on here unless I'm really curious. Sorry.
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I didn't mean that to sound snarky at all. I just realized that could be taken the wrong way. I apologize if I came off that way. But yes. Good eye, good catch. :) This was indeed inspired by that scene. I just thought it looked so lovely and quaint. :)
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liger0schnider Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Very adorable and a job well done!
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RainikaWerewolf13 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Professional Artist
Awww the baby is cute ^.^ :heart:
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