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The Market Place by BJPentecost The Market Place by BJPentecost
References and closeups here: [link]

Satan: Awwwwww, how adorabBLARRRFFFGH!!!! I hate you forever.

Me: Does this mean that when I die I won't go to hell?

Satan: I think I'll damn you to Chuck E Cheese's for all eternity instead.

Me: Oh Please dear god NO! Anything but that!

Satan: This was a perfect opportunity to paint titties and you didn't. You fail at art. Why couldn't you just stick one in there and claim that it's a sweet scene of child on mother breast sucking action?

Me: How the hell did you manage to make a grade A first-class Kodak moment sound like a scene from a really bad porno?

Satan: It's a proven fact that 98.2% of all furries like boobs and 89.9% of humans in general like boobs, even children, straight females, and sometimes republicans!

Me: It's also true that up to 80% of all statistics are bullshit. Does that statistic include itself? Holy shit. *boggle boggle boggle*

Satan: Well, could you please put at least one boob in there? It will add more visual interest to this piece.

Me: How about I add some visual interest to your face? >8{

Satan: Oh, aha, ha, ha, ha. I hope you don't think you scare me. *inches away*

Me: Hah ha, you just shat a brick? intimidated?

Satan: NO, and I did not "shit a brick." *checks pants*

Me: Dude, you just shat an entire pueblo city. Do I make you uncomfortable?

Satan: Your complete and utter unwillingness to put boobs in any of your paintings makes me uncomfortable. I wonder sometimes if you're actually an alien from a planet that has no boobs.

Me: Yeah, you caught me. My home planet is suffering from a severe boob drought which is only compounded by the virulent vagina famine. Terrible.

Satan: Terrible doesn't even begin to describe it. You have my sincerest sympathies.
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Given 2009-01-17
The Market Place by ~Bobbie-the-JeanIs a piece suggested by several people here on dA. This artist has always captivated me with her stunning demonstration of tone, lighting, form, and exquisite detail. She is a genius when it comes to form and tone, and has a brilliant sense of color and lighting. The details here are mind-blowing, and keep your eyes from leaving the image. She works the elements of art and design fantastically! This is a beautiful illustration, emotive and timeless. ( Featured by Katmomma )
starwitchstone Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Thanks for keeping boobs out of your pics, especially huge, unnatural-looking books. That's an adorable pic... no boob needed. 
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
XD *snicker* I certainly don't mind boobs but at the same time, I have never really felt compelled to plaster them all over everywhere. XD
PenguinFluffyPants Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
im loving the convo in the description xD
nice piece, looks amazing :)
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks and thanks. :)
IVXxChimeraxXVI Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This looks like a scene from Sweeney Todd.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Did you not notice the link with the reference photos in it?
IVXxChimeraxXVI Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No. I usually don't look into the description of stuff on here unless I'm really curious. Sorry.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I didn't mean that to sound snarky at all. I just realized that could be taken the wrong way. I apologize if I came off that way. But yes. Good eye, good catch. :) This was indeed inspired by that scene. I just thought it looked so lovely and quaint. :)
liger0schnider Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
Very adorable and a job well done!
RainikaWerewolf13 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Professional Artist
Awww the baby is cute ^.^ :heart:
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