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March 23, 2009
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Satan: How many different kinds of cleaning products did you snort to come up with this painting?

Me: Pretty much everything in my house.

Satan: It looks quite like some of the monsties dwelling around down here. But you'll see for yourself when you arrive.

Me: I'm not going to hell. There's no such thing.

Satan: Yes there is. And that's where you're heading. Start looking for a proper handbasket.

Me: Yeah, you keep saying that. Maybe someday when my brain falls out I'll believe you.

Satan: Lots of people believe in hell.

Me: Lots of people believe Elvis Presley is still alive.

Satan: HE IS!

Me: I suppose we didn't land on the moon either?

Satan: Nope.

Me: Jimmy Hoffa?

Satan: Living happily with his wife and children in Timbuktu.

Me: JFK?

Satan: Fiji.

Me: 9/11?

Satan: OJ did it. But he didn't murder Nicole Brown. The reptilians did that.

Me: Alrighty then.

This was originally supposed to be a commission for Kora but I chickened out. She very kindly let me keep the sketch and mutilate her idea into this monstrosity. 

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20+ hours
Photoshop CS3
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LivingChaosMatrix Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I love this :O - drools a little -
SonGaaku Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
YAY my nightmares for the next few weeks^^
kittyrinbow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artist
wtf is this ?
i think just shat my pants die 2 x over
this like a bad dream coming true
this some sick twisted
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
X3 I went through a kind of..... goth-horror phase. =P
kittyrinbow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artist
LinweElendil Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i am going through your gallery and I have to say our drawings are FANTASTIC!!!
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you. ^__^
LinweElendil Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you're welcome. but your art is really fantastic.
TheLoneDucky Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012   General Artist
Man, I wish I was this imaginative in art. It would sate my moods, that's for sure.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
^__^ Don't be so down on yourself. You'd be surprised where I was when I was your age..... 10 years ago. O__O Holy shit I feel old now. Anyway, there was a point to that. >.>; *Think think* Oh yes. Just keep working at it and most importantly, always try new things. Challenge yourself at every turn and don't fall into the trap of doing the same shit over and over. :3
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