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Satan: How many different kinds of cleaning products did you snort to come up with this painting?

Me: Pretty much everything in my house.

Satan: It looks quite like some of the monsties dwelling around down here. But you'll see for yourself when you arrive.

Me: I'm not going to hell. There's no such thing.

Satan: Yes there is. And that's where you're heading. Start looking for a proper handbasket.

Me: Yeah, you keep saying that. Maybe someday when my brain falls out I'll believe you.

Satan: Lots of people believe in hell.

Me: Lots of people believe Elvis Presley is still alive.

Satan: HE IS!

Me: I suppose we didn't land on the moon either?

Satan: Nope.

Me: Jimmy Hoffa?

Satan: Living happily with his wife and children in Timbuktu.

Me: JFK?

Satan: Fiji.

Me: 9/11?

Satan: OJ did it. But he didn't murder Nicole Brown. The reptilians did that.

Me: Alrighty then.
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This was originally supposed to be a commission for Kora but I chickened out. She very kindly let me keep the sketch and mutilate her idea into this monstrosity. 

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20+ hours
Photoshop CS3
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:iconlivingchaosmatrix:
LivingChaosMatrix Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I love this :O - drools a little -
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:iconsongaaku:
SonGaaku Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
YAY my nightmares for the next few weeks^^
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:iconkittyrinbow:
kittyrinbow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artist
wtf is this ?
i think just shat my pants die 2 x over
this like a bad dream coming true
this some sick twisted
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
X3 I went through a kind of..... goth-horror phase. =P
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:iconkittyrinbow:
kittyrinbow Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Artist
YEA
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:iconlinweelendil:
LinweElendil Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i am going through your gallery and I have to say our drawings are FANTASTIC!!!
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you. ^__^
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:iconlinweelendil:
LinweElendil Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you're welcome. but your art is really fantastic.
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:icontheloneducky:
TheLoneDucky Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012   General Artist
Man, I wish I was this imaginative in art. It would sate my moods, that's for sure.
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
^__^ Don't be so down on yourself. You'd be surprised where I was when I was your age..... 10 years ago. O__O Holy shit I feel old now. Anyway, there was a point to that. >.>; *Think think* Oh yes. Just keep working at it and most importantly, always try new things. Challenge yourself at every turn and don't fall into the trap of doing the same shit over and over. :3
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:icontheloneducky:
TheLoneDucky Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011   General Artist
I think i'm beginning to fave just because of the conversations
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
XD Lol. Well thanks. :D
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:iconiceofwolf:
iceofwolf Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
So strikingly grotesque. In a good way. Well, as good a grotesque way as something that is grotesque can be. :XD:
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:iconlobika:
LOBIKA Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
WOW THATS THE MOST FREAKIN SCARY MONSTER I HAVE EVER SEEN (UPSIDE MY DREAMS) HEHEHE JUST AWESOME
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:iconreasonstolaugh:
ReasonsToLaugh Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
I wonder if Satan finds this hot, considering the fact that there are tits in this painting.
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:iconkopaka720:
Kopaka720 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
"OJ did it" I would say "lol" with lots of o's but that annoys some people for a resonable reason... Anyway, very funny, and very nice painting ^^
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:iconantaria-nova:
Antaria-Nova Featured By Owner May 14, 2010
I like the dialogue you did just as much as I liked the picture, and I liked it a lot. Enough to fave it. :)

Great work. :clap:

And I like your wits. :P
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:iconspatsa:
Spatsa Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2009
This is great! All the little details in the design AND the amazing artwork are wonderful. This is exactly the kind of art I want to see more of! Inspiring and intriguing. Beautiful in a gruesome way.
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:iconblackbettybambalam:
BlackBettyBamBaLam Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009
I like your mind
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:iconlonewolfcryatnight:
lonewolfcryatnight Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009
reminds me of the movie 'the thing' especially the head[s] i'm strange enough to thing this is beautiful [yes i need my head looked at] i particularly like creature on the stomach area and the horse neck and head as a leg. i can probly think of much crazyer things but i don't have the pacients to draw them. a definate favourite from me and hope to see more dare i say disgusting things from you ^.^
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:iconazurespiritwolf:
azurespiritwolf Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Student General Artist
oh gawd this is scary O_O
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:iconaramis-dagaz:
Aramis-Dagaz Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
Usually, when someone tries to be everything for everybody, they fail at everything. Some people, however, succeed, to such a frightening effect that many no longer consider them truly human, but something else.
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
A fascinating bit of wisdom to be sure. Though, the relevance (assuming there is any) went sailing over my head. Please enlighten me.
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:iconaramis-dagaz:
Aramis-Dagaz Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
In short, the depicted demon is trying to be every bit of human sin and fear, and rather than failing miserably at all of them, the overall creepy, frightening effect is enhanced, not diminished. Everything else I said is just semi-philosophical icing on a Lovecraftian cake.
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:icondeadpegasus:
DeadPegasus Featured By Owner May 30, 2009
Jesus Mary n' Joseph lapdancing Christ and all the saints in a Mexican tittybar.
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:iconarchdragon:
ArchDragon Featured By Owner May 15, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Seriously twisted imagination you have there. Love the piss take too.
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:iconsepts-shadow:
Septs-Shadow Featured By Owner May 9, 2009
Very inspirational.

Wonderful meshing of details as well, cleaning product snorting aside, I like this very much :)
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:iconvoracious-wolf:
Voracious-Wolf Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
He's not creepy at all. What are you talking about?
I would totally want to give him (well, his calf) a hug...
*backing away slowly*
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xIMxxAxxFAKExxxx Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2009
now THIS takes real creativity!

and I love the conversation with satan XDD
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:iconunded:
unded Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009   Digital Artist
this thing is turning me on... not in the sexual way
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:iconunbalancedtime:
UnbalancedTime Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009
*That* is awesome.
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:iconbeschermer:
Beschermer Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009  Student
Absolutely Grotesque, and I mean this in the best way possible.
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:iconenixeffex:
enixeffex Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
HA! what a name :giggle:
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:iconspirit-of-the-dragon:
Spirit-of-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
How gruesome and delightfully horrific. I adore it.

An art book or literature book?
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
It's going to be mainly an art book but there will be some commentary in there.
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:iconspirit-of-the-dragon:
Spirit-of-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Sounds awesome.
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:iconmiriilmito:
miriilmito Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
it is very good, but a little creepy... I'll hope to sleep in my bed, tonight
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:iconphantasmastriker:
PhantasmaStriker Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
Such a marvelous creature design.
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:iconma750:
ma750 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
real cool
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:iconking0lag:
king0lag Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009   Interface Designer
Everything on this page, is win.

Just pure win.
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:iconthe-candle-man:
The-Candle-man Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
3 words; i'd tap that
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:iconlun-sei:
Lun-Sei Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
It's very creative!! Now THAT's an original concept!!

If only your artist's comments were a bit more insightful than those pointless dialogues, you'd be a wonderful artist!
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
That is a rude and disrespectful thing to say. Looking through your gallery, I can assure you that you're in no position to be telling people whether they are or are not wonderful artists. Keep pointless rude criticisms like that to yourself.
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:iconlun-sei:
Lun-Sei Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
Hey, I said your work there was "very creative" and "an original concept". Read my comment again, please. I didn't know that saying such thing meant to make an insult???

I personally don't like at all the description of your drawings, as I don't understand them. It's my opinion, and I thought I'd share. I didn't mean to offend you - I tend to be, let's say, a bit too direct and immediate in expressing my opinion! This doesn't change the fact that I don't like those description, but what the heck? I was just expressing my opinion?

(Oh, and no need to try to offend me by underlining how underdeveloped my drawing skills are... I mean, you think I didn't know? On the other hand, I do have other talents I definitely excel at, and I care more about. To each their own, mh?)
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Okay, I'm overreacting a bit and I apologize. But you might want to think a little harder before you say things like that. There's no reason you can't express your opinion politely without insulting my artistic endeavors. I work very hard at what I do.
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:iconlun-sei:
Lun-Sei Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
To tell the truth, in this case I hadn't seen the artist's comment as a part of the artwork, but now I seem to understand that you do consider that description as an important part, too. In this case, I'm sorry if I have offended you. Indeed, you got a point in saying that my comment may have unintentionally sounded arrongant or something like that. I assure you I NEVER intended such, it's just that I kinda wrote a fast comment which apparently ended up being badly expressed.

With that being said, I personally don't like that description, but I do have enjoyed the concept idea and the drawing itself! And sorry if, in my previous comment, I accidentally expressed my opinion in a rude or arrogant manner....
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:iconbjpentecost:
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Don't try to tell me you wrote that with anything but the intention of pissing me off. You're saying that I'm not a wonderful artist because I make commentary that you don't like. Well boohoo, aren't you almightily fucking important. It just so happens that the vast majority of people who leave comments on the subject express great enjoyment of my commentary.

You're perfectly free to not like it and express your opinion that you don't like it. But if you're going to rudely judge the quality of my art based on something that has nothing to do with my art, be prepared for return fire.
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TheFelledDragon Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
Disturbing, and beautiful.

Funny caption.
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:icontrollfeetwalker:
Trollfeetwalker Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
Nice (thumbs up)
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