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The Archanic Flutist by BJPentecost The Archanic Flutist by BJPentecost
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Me: On the way to Olive Garden with my family I noticed a stray unplucked hair on my upper lip. Well, THAT'S embarrassing. So I'm like shit! What do I do!? Being the clever lass that I am, I used the corner hinge of my glasses to tweeze it.

Satan: Fascinating.

Me: Later that week, I saw my sister doing the very same thing! She stole my idea! >:{

Satan: Well, you know what they say; necessity is the mother of stealing someone else's idea.

Me: You've got to admit, that was pretty clever of me. *smug*

Satan: Yet you aren't clever enough to suss out that boobies make anything a MILLION percent more interesting. When will you learn?

Me: Anything? Really?

Satan: Yes, anything. Example: Synchronized swimming: -117% interesting. Synchronized swimming with boobs: A MILLION percent more interesting.

Me: Can boobs make boobs more interesting?

Satan: Does not compute, system failure, stand by for immediate shutdown. *crash*

Jesus: *Appears in a cloud of smoke* THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! WTF did you do to him!?

Me: I think I sent his mind spiraling into an infinite boob-logic regression sequence.

Jesus: Well fancy that. You'll have to pardon me. I think now would be the most opportune time to go do this whole "Second Coming" thing I've been putting off, seeing as how the opposition is presently occupied with infinite spiraling boobs or whatever.

Me: Going to smite some heathens? *Dons smite-resistant helmet.*

Jesus: No, heathens don't bother me. Them crazy fundamentalists do though. They've been embarrassing the fuck out of me for way too long. They could use a good smiting... or ten.

Me: You should add boobs to the Second Coming. According to Satan, a lot more people would find it interesting.

Jesus: Yeah but whose boobs can I use? They must be boobs of righteousness that glorify god's holy splendor!

Me: Mother Teresa?

Jesus: Does not compute, system failure, stand by for immediate shutdown. *crash*

Me: Whoops.
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ttobserve Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
...shutdown *crash*...

Right: 
that's what DA software does with that link of yours,
where you say Example: [link]   :roll:

Anyway, your flutist just got another fave.   :neom:
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. ^__^ Also, that's strange. Hm. Well, I haven't been accused of copying Cameron recently so I might as well delete that anyway. =P
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TwinGiants Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Professional Writer
Love.
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SKYBLUECLEAR Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
love ur designs...very cool
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. ^__^
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BooKoFBoBB Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Beautiful. Love the skin tones
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9-11-00 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you-" mother theresa's boobs."
Jesus- :iconcannotevenplz:
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Aellostriker2 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like the shimmering the detail of her halter top.
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imachrismoose Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*finishes reading "On Accusations of Copying James Cameron's Avatar"*
Wow, which of your works is most frequently accused of that? If I may guess, is it the Chimera? (When did you make that one, anyway?)
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yes, that one and this one. Also this, I believe: [link]

Chi came out after Avatar by a year or so.
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