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January 24, 2013
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Naira by BJPentecost Naira by BJPentecost
This is the final painting that started with this: [link] If I had more free time there is a bunch of things I'd like to tweak but seeing as how I do not (presently), I'm just gonna stick a fork in it and call it done.

Naira: OI! Watch where yer stickin that fork, eh!? *grabs a fork and counter forks*

Me: *Jab jab* Hey look, we're forking, lol.

Naira: EN GARDE!


Naira: I think you mean touche.

Me: Nope. I meant TOUPÉE! *steals your hair and puts it on* OOOOH! LOOK AT ME, I'M NAIRA! *naira naira naira naira*

Naira: HEY! Give that back! What the crap are you doing!?

Me: I'm Nairaing. *naira naira naira* Everyone DO THE NAIRA! *strike a pose, it's very vogue, touch your nose and SPAZFLAIL*


Me: Yeah, I might be slightly Dain bramaged.

Satan: slightly? I think the word you're looking for is MAGNITUDINOUSLY.

Me: I can't help it. I sponge bathed in the cheese sauce one to many cows and it really went to my toaster oven because ultimately, once you go black you can never go full metal toe-socks on the pandas again which are not actually bears but sentient pizza except not as tasty and also very endangered. So don't eat them or do anything else to them for that matter..... that includes brushing their teeth with Elmer's glue which is actually not very good for them anyway, if you didn't know. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, ROBERT. *cough* There are, after all, other kinds of pizza that are not sentient. HEAR YE, HEAR YE! THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST IS NOT A PIZZA MENU! Believe me, I know. I've been to the volcano. It's not as good the four-hundred and forty-seventeenth time to the power of mozzarella (very powerful and also quite constipatory), especially when the penguinuns are there watching- all of them. Very auk bird. And they will commentate on the verisimilitude of your rhinoplasty. However, there is a really simple way to get around that. If you must know....... toothpaste. Yes, toothpaste, applied liberally to the bollocks. It's nasty business, that, so ensure that you use a well attuned hair dryer set to "gentle spring breeze" or else you will toast your bollocks off and we don't want that. Well then, there you have it. Quod erat demonstrandum, I am a pickle. I hope you have a nice gardenia.

Satan: ........... Congratulations.

Me: On what?

Satan: On being the first mortal to ever, with perfect accuracy, simulate a giant throbbing penis probe to the brain with mere words. Well, actually, second. I think Michelle Bachmann beat you to that punch. *shudder* But still, congrats.

Me: Oatmeal, oatmeal very Jack Russel terrier. I anticipate cheese.

Satan: *Faint*
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Miz-Miu Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Naira told me in a mail of your great artwork and I've to see it by myself....and wow! Your art is stunning! I've a new favorite artist.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
^___^ Daww. Thanks! That's very nice of you to say.
Miz-Miu Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's just the truth ;) 
VectorousLucy Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013
Have you ever noticed that the moon seems to be jealous. Why must it reflect the suns rays why can't it make it's own. The moon must want to be a sun but rocks cant shine. Can they? Oh, I don't know but this donut says otherwise. It says that in th donutian legends their is a myth of a rock that shine like the bowels of beetleguesse(however you spell that damn star's name) but with more pizzazz or pizza or pickle bottoms..... I can't remember. But that moon is jealous of the sun's light or brightness, or are those the same, the donut says went silent. Is this the silent treatment. Excuse me as I beat the information out of this donut with the bodies of it family......
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I bow to your magnificent spackle, you rampaging toaster. 
VectorousLucy Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
The donut has stopped moving. What do I do? Oh no the donut disappeared!!! He must have ran away!! But why are some of his body parts covering my mouth? He must have run into my stomach!! That donut is truly a foolish one to try me so. But first I must consult the all mighty Sun Raccoon for advice..........The mighty Sun Raccoon says I must journey to the land of the Purple Blanket Sewing Toad Elephants of Fantastica Land. Join me my Fellow Donut hunters! We must not let the evil donuts and their jealous moon leader win the war against the shining darknessImeanbrightness of the sun!! Onward my fellow Unicoasters we must toast the bread blanket eating donut weasels for the all mighty rule of lord Sun Sun Asphalt Pecan Bottle. Praise the Sun!!! -runs off into the outside world of gelatinous jelly fluids-
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I am antelope can how you foot fetish ? I mean, holy rocket pants! That was mayonnaise-ing! Many protuberances, my fine walnut. 
Felinas Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
I have an image in my head of Satan reading a porno magazine while you said "Yeah, I might be slightly Dain bramaged." Without even looking up he says "slightly? I think the word you're looking for is MAGNITUDINOUSLY." Then, during your long paragraph of WTF material he slowly looks up from his porn and stares at you in fascination. Near the end, he puts the magazine in his lap and lowers his reading glasses (which he just wears to magnify the nipples). Then, when you finish, he stands up, claps and says "........... Congratulations." Then, when he faints after your final line, he falls flat on his face.

That was what went through my mind while trying to understand your WTF paragraph XD
Velusia Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
I looove *.*

how are appointed these hybrid creatures?
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. ^___^ I'm not sure what you're asking though. Can you reword the question?
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