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Lap of Luxury by BJPentecost Lap of Luxury by BJPentecost
Good gravy this took forever to finish and I was half blind through most of it. XC Guh. Here is a pic of the base image I built in Blender and Zbrush: bobbie-the-jean.deviantart.com… I sculpted everything in Zbrush and Blender, rendered in Blender, took it into Photoshop and alakapoop! There you have it.

65hrs ish. Blender, Zbrush, Photoshop.

My Shapeways shop: www.shapeways.com/shops/bobbie…

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Me: GET OUT OF MY WORK IN PROGRESS FOLDER! *Boot.*

Jessarah: NO! *Cling.*

Me: Don't make me MAKE you. >8{

Jessarah: I like it in here! It's nice and cozy and there are lots of others to play with. At the rate you're going, I'll never run out of friends in here. :D Heeee.

Me: Spoiled little Fuck. SATAN!!! COME FORTH!

Satan: *Arises in a cloud of black ash, sulfur, and methane, membranous wings spreading ominously, eyes glowing red.*

Jessarah: EEEEEEE! *Runs away.*

Me: Thank fuck.

Satan: THANK FUCK!? Thank ME! I never get any damn credit for anything. Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ: *Appears in a cloud of pot fumes.* Yeah. Hi. I really wish people would stop saying my name for no reason, God damn it.

God: *Booming thunder.* MOTHER. FUCKERS.

Everyone: *Shuts up.*

Satan: So anyway, where'd that girl go? She was hot. I want to bang dat ass like a bongo drum.

Me: Um..... That was actually a guy.

Satan: So where'd that guy go? He was hot. I want to bang dat ass like a bongo drum.

Me: *Facepalm* Is that all you think about, really? Can't you maybe try..... I dunno, taking matters into your own hands for once? Or maybe try some toys? Don't you have a vibrator or something?

Satan: My vibrator sucks.

Me: Oh wow! That's awesome! Mine only vibrates.

Satan: I mean it blows.

Me: Damn! I need to get me one of those!

Satan: I mean it really bites!

Me: Well I'm sure it has an intensity dial. Just turn it down to "lightly nibbles."

Satan: *Angry glare* >8{ Bitch, I will stab you.

Me: Is that a euphemism for....?

Satan: NO.

Me: Alright, alright. Calm down.

Jesus: Hey, ya know, I'm available and always open to new things. *Writhes sexily.*

Satan: NNNNOOO. NO. ALL THE NO. TWENTY-FIVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF NO. NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOPING OFF INTO WILD BLUE YONDER AND NEVER COMING BACK. NOPE-NOPE-AND AWAY! *Nopes off into the distance.*

Me: Well. So that happened. Haven't you guys been trying to figure out how to get rid of him for like.... ages?

Jesus: Yeah. If only we had known it would be THAT easy. Note to self: Cancel the apocalypse.

God: Well damn. That simplifies things.

Satan: *Can still be heard noping somewhere over the horizon.*
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APersonalCharm Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Professional Artist
This is AMAZING.

...Also, that conversation :DDD 
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:D Thanks.
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mbinz Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
sweet `¬)
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Ultradoom333 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Oh~ I feel it. 
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Puppetdog Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
I could fall in love with just about all your boys, Bobbie! It's not right!! *laughs*
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Rockdwarf Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love his cuteish face looking like "I am innocent and happy but hell, I am not innocent and I'll be lots more happier with you" his lips are full in a way only veteran artists or at least the ones that care about anatomy can do, his nose is perfect and so do the rest of his face, his jaw... nt to talk about how you do hair, it looks so enjoyable... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 



But his furry toyish body is like awww so sweet and looks like a dream. Even his toes look good in furr. Not to talk about the enfironment


I nottice somehow like a little erection (may I be me) or at least his penis comming from the skirt, and it's great touch and pretty adorable, looks uktra cute.
 

It really is a lap of luxury. I have the same thoughts as your beloved (lol, no) satan.


LOLLLL the conversation. Have you ever thought on writting an humorous story (a novel for exemple) out of your drawings, and illustrate it? WOWWWW you're such talented for literature and art! and your humor is really WOW so fresh and really boffff GREAT. I so SO SO want to be as agile as you in writting that kind of humour. I so suck at it and ... pleaseeeee I want your ass and your hability on sarcasm and humour (dark one at least)



You made my day with that cinversation WOW.
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
^__^ Hah! I'm so glad to hear you feel that way. What a lovely compliment. Thanks. I'm smiling ear to ear. :D
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:iconrockdwarf:
Rockdwarf Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that Zbrush thing wow I just hope I could draw or render like you do. I only ask one of the two. Like coloring O.O 
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Connorses Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student General Artist
Nope.AVI
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BJPentecost Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Good. More for me.
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