(UPDATE! Color correction, color cohesion, higher resolution, focusing, lighting-fixes, reduced noise, detail, cleanup.) The older version can be found here in case you like that one better: bobbie-the-jean.deviantart.com…
Me: Tah dah! Violà. 2 months of work.
Satan: ................WOW! I mean WWWOOOWWWWWW!!! 145, 146, 147....
Me: Thank you, thank you.... but uh....what are you counting?
Satan: THE NUMBER OF OPPORTUNITIES YOU HAD TO PUT TITTIES IN BUT DIDN'T.
Me: *face palm*
Satan: I count no less than 148 chances to paint in some tits and you filled EVERY SINGLE LAST !@#$%^&* ONE OF THEM WITH MALE BUTTOCKS.
Satan: MALE BUTTOCKS IS THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF TITTIES, I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Me: *sigh* FINE. My next piece will have titties in it. Okay?
Satan: NO. TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE. YOU FAIL AT TITTIES! *stamp* (F)! No... *stamp* (F-)!!!
Me: >: *Lifts up shirt* ( O Y O )
Satan: I am now placated. So anyway, what is going on here? Seems like kind of a weird lookin orgy. Shouldn't they be.... ya know.... doing things to each other? The only one who looks like he has the right idea is that turtle. Bow chicka bow-wow!
Me: *SMACK* GGGRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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