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Book Of Lies by BJPentecost Book Of Lies by BJPentecost
Zbrush, Blender, Photoshop. Most of the heavy lifting was done in Photoshop because I still have not quite figured out how to get really good renders out of Cycles. It's like...... the capability is there. I know it is. I've seen other people do it. But my renders always come out kinda meh.... I'll post the original render if you guys want to see it. It's kinda shmugly though. One of these days I will sit down and go through some lighting and rendering tutorials because that's where 90% of my problem is. Even with GPU rendering and HDRI lighting, it's still hard to get things to look exactly how I envision them. Really wish I had more time for personal projects. XC As it is, it has taken me months just to get these last two out. Oi. Anyway, enjoy.


Me: I’d like to hear people’s interpretations of what’s going on here. 

Satan: Well clearly, this is an altar to the Lord of Gangbangs and there is about to be some gangbangage going on.

Me: Yes. Clearly. Couldn’t possibly be anything else. Wait…. Aren't you the Lord of Gangbangs?

Satan: Guilty as charged. Giggidy. *Eyebrow waggle/pigeon-head thrusting.*

Me: No.

Satan: Aw…. Come on. Why not? Gangbangs are funnnnn!

Me: You are just…… unreal sometimes.

Satan: HOW DARE YOU!? I am too real. Maybe you're not real! Ever think of that?

Me: -___o; *SMACK* There's your proof right there. Your turn, prove you're real.



Satan: Well, DUH! Where else would it come from? My ear?

Me: -___- WTF is wrong with you?

Satan: Many things. Do you want the itemized list or the interpretive dance adaptation?

Me: Okay I’m leaving now. Bye.

Satan: WAIT! What about my gangbang? T__T

Me: No.

Satan: You're such a pussy.

Me: You're a giant dick.

Satan: If that was the case, I think we'd get a long a lot better.

Me: Can we for once possibly have a conversation that doesn't end up in the gutter?

Satan: No.

Me: Aw.... why not? Intelligent conversation is funnnn!

Satan: Ahaha. I see what you did there.................... No.

Me: See ya later, Satan. Have fun with your monobang.

Satan: >8{ *pout*

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ogrebear Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
Superb work!
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. :)
Zenet2527 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Looks like that book from Harry Potter!
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
It does kinda look like the monster book. :P
Zenet2527 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Heck yeah, btw, I LOVE all your 'conversations'. XD

They totally rock, but you could ease a little with the vocabulary, there are many innocent kids who look at this things and end with trauma. (specially religious)

Although I'd love to see how you imagine Satan, since I haven't seen a description.
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Kids aren't so innocent these days, especially the religious ones. XD Besides, there are far, far worse things that could happen to them. Like being molested by priests! D: Still, I suppose I should mark these as mature or maybe separate them from the actual paintings.
GruntMaster98 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
Why aren't religious kids innocent? And why is that funny?
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Not very many kids are "innocent" these days, if they ever really were, and I wouldn't say it's funny so much as sad.
Zenet2527 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, but I know some REALLY little kids that love looking at child stuff on dA and end up with baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad stufff.

Which sometimes is heaven for the craziness in my mind. XD
Jyces Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
Stunning. Enough said!
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